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Things Demotivational Poster

THINGS THAT AMAZE ME - If you say "gullible" slowly, it sounds like you are saying "oranges"

TAGS: gullible oranges things amaze me
Rating: 4.24/5

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robbidos - December 11, 2012, 1:23 am
bah! you troll, lol


TAGS: women highs lows indecisive things
Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 5, 2012, 11:58 am
Some say women are stupid, but I don't believe that. It's us guys who keep going back for more; and that ever famous foot-in-the-mouth moment during that time of the month.
Peso - October 19, 2011, 10:45 am
Classic! 5Ls
mariand - October 19, 2011, 6:10 am
5traight on target...
Reality Lord - October 18, 2011, 10:31 pm

oh yeah...i hear you.


TAGS: be careful the words you speak hurtful things cannot be unsaid
Rating: 4.79/5

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Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 7:16 pm
solid rerun

BAD THINGS - Come to those who wait It's called death

EMO GIRLS - Remember when their clothing was worn by crazy people? Yeah, me neither.

TAGS: emo girls ***y crazy things
Rating: 3.64/5

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AingealVanHelsing - September 14, 2010, 9:22 am
Because Goth girls and Germany is win.
Derek - July 6, 2010, 6:44 pm
All things gothic have German roots.
forseti - July 5, 2010, 3:57 am
Derek, you don't think of the goths with the skull cap, do you?!?
Derek - July 4, 2010, 11:55 pm
Goths have a special place in the hearts of Germans ;})
Donsowers - July 4, 2010, 8:34 pm
You're probably right! All I know is that straightjacket just screams goth or emo. Either way works, ^^
forseti - July 4, 2010, 7:37 pm
isn't that a "goth"? not every dark haired girl is emo, right? don't know the youth very much... ;)

HOW COME... - ...things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?! -Homer J. Simpson

APRONS - not really needed with jeans and a t-shirt

TAGS: things that go away
Rating: 4.68/5

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Bob D. Sailor - March 9, 2010, 7:47 pm
5L for a heart touching memories.
GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 6:56 pm
d*** you Airman!! "sniff" I need to call my Nana now. 5L

L-I-N-U-X -

WEASELING OUT OF THINGS... - is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel

TAGS: weaseling out of things
Rating: 2.55/5

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Hakiu - May 13, 2010, 1:26 pm
For some reason this reminds me of Jamie from Mythbusters.

Free -

SURPRISE - In real life, there are things that surprise us, not only because they don't seem to suit the expectations at all, but also because we are unprepared.

SWEET NOTHINGS - Selling out the human race since the dawn of time


TAGS: some things are better rich
Rating: 4.91/5

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lgvernon - May 4, 2012, 11:11 pm

MissPriss - May 4, 2012, 11:02 pm
The richer the better! Nice job!


TAGS: they say the best things in life are free unless they can find a way silverheart
Rating: 4.42/5

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Silverheart - February 27, 2013, 4:39 pm
Government and corporations both. Pay - same, perks - less, workload - more, tax - more, value of purcahses - less... Ain't life grand!
Bolverk3778 - February 26, 2013, 7:40 pm
Yes, the government is aware of this, why else do you think that your being taxed to the hilt.


TAGS: when things go wrong blame
Rating: 4.42/5

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jibarocampesino - July 27, 2010, 5:05 pm
Firestarter - I knew she was real all along


TAGS: hurt things he did nt say
Rating: 4.17/5

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Zreiser - October 11, 2011, 1:47 am
wow, first 'relationship' or 'love' poster I've ever actually liked! Great job!
Reality Lord - October 9, 2011, 12:04 pm


Nice Things -

TAGS: things cant have
Rating: 3.09/5

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agdaniele - July 16, 2009, 7:01 pm
This one still cracks me up.
what - January 19, 2009, 5:08 pm
i don't get it

CANADIAN MILITARY BASE - Ottawa, we've got a problem.

YOU MUST REMEMBER THIS - A Kiss is just a Kiss

TAGS: the fundamental things apply
Rating: 4.67/5

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kreowolf - March 23, 2011, 10:39 pm
Yeah sure, but when that horse is in the mood, just try to out-run him...



TAGS: dont spend your money on things nobody needs
Rating: 3.67/5

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agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 1:59 am
Love it!
- November 4, 2010, 9:57 am
Thanks! There are, at the very least, two kinds of voters here, too! ;-)
GySgt1811 - November 4, 2010, 9:52 am
There are, at the very least, two levels here. Well done. 5 hungry mouths...


TAGS: dead things
Rating: 3.62/5

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AGGI - He's not known for his generosity.

TAGS: aggi because good things come in small packages
Rating: 3.4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2010, 9:30 am
Blah. 1 Lion...even if it's true.

LOOK, BATMAN... - If Robin's gone, you've got to move on.

MY LITTLE FRIEND - Say hello to him.



TAGS: aim for the whites of their anythings
Rating: 3.31/5

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agdaniele - August 25, 2010, 12:00 am
This is greatly under-rated. Love it!
agdaniele - May 20, 2009, 11:37 pm
Ladies and gentlemen, Sean has left the arena!

AHA! -

TAGS: explains a few things
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 29, 2013, 8:24 am
Yeah, the purple food coloring in my shampoo was a nice touché. I was rather proud of her for that.
Greeny - August 29, 2013, 5:28 am
...and costly
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 3:20 pm
Ya have to have heard the splash and shriek of a woman sitting on a lidless hopper to appreciate the humor. It’s hilarious.
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 3:19 pm
I only go in there to lift up the lid. It’s the next phase of marriage. We’re in the I’m so old I can’t bear to turn on the bathroom light in the middle of the night and see what I look like n****, phase.
steve1961 - August 28, 2013, 2:15 pm
When did you start using a bathroom instead of a tree or hydrant? When did you get so uppity?
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 10:00 am
The facial scalding from the pot of boiling carrots, and spatula lines on your forehead will be completely gone by next month. The other reason they call it ‘the cycle’.
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 9:59 am
Then you’ll gather your wits, stroll out of the bathroom with the renewed confidence that it’s really not you, approach your lady from the rear, while she’s making dinner, wrap your arms around her, and loving coo into her ear, ‘I know what’s wrong’.
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 9:58 am
At any given time, on the seamy underside of that lid could be all the DNA evidence you will need to explain why that %$#* sound you make when eating, or why the %$#* way you crinkle the sports page is so %$#* aggravating.
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 9:58 am
And during lift off, in a fit of spite, you may be tempted to scurry into the bathroom, lock the door, and lift the sacred lid…..DON’T!
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 9:57 am
Steve, Steve, Steve. Yer interplanetary origin is showing. Here on irth we get; pre, lift off, and post. The remaining three days are called ‘the preparation’. During this time we practice lid placement theory. It’s rather biblical.
lgvernon - August 28, 2013, 12:00 am

No, no, Steve. That's the Red Flag of Discouraged you're thinking of.
steve1961 - August 27, 2013, 11:35 pm
Must be nice only being disappointed 3 days/month...
lgvernon - August 27, 2013, 11:31 pm

That's just the disappointment leaking out of us. 5 soggy Ls.


TAGS: flotsam detritus stuff things
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - January 29, 2014, 7:29 am

Thank you, sir!
Oldsod - January 29, 2014, 6:52 am
Jeeze...talk about demotivational. Well done! 5'd and faved!
lgvernon - January 27, 2014, 11:34 pm

Very well!
spacedog - January 27, 2014, 11:13 pm
Heh, Mr. Dog is my father, call me space, and you're welcome.
lgvernon - January 27, 2014, 10:57 pm

lgvernon - January 27, 2014, 10:56 pm

Thank you Mr. Dog~
lgvernon - January 27, 2014, 10:56 pm

Yeah~~and we're goin' together this year, right? To GaryO's place, right? Are you bringing the bats, or shall I?
lgvernon - January 27, 2014, 10:55 pm

Whenever someone dies, my husband mutters, "And now the looting begins."
spacedog - January 27, 2014, 10:46 pm
Beautiful. 5L
MissPriss - January 27, 2014, 10:42 pm
Wow lg, that really got me thinking...Hallowe'en is only 277 days away!
Greeny - January 27, 2014, 9:51 pm
Deep - but the clamor of who in the family gets what is deeper still...
GaryO - January 27, 2014, 8:36 pm
Got that right….how much for the ’51 Studey?....hurry

Intent -

TAGS: sweet nothings calendar
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - February 1, 2014, 11:52 am
MissPriss - February 1, 2014, 11:13 am
Greeny, come closer. I want to whisper something in your ear...BAHAHA! A nice 5L yet again.

EVOLUTION OF THE BATHING SUIT - THE BIKINI One must ponder...does evolution ever consider the short comings?

TAGS: evolution bathingsuit short comings bikini
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - May 20, 2012, 12:14 am
Bikinis are one of the things that should not be sold above a certain size
MissPriss - May 19, 2012, 4:30 pm
Ahhsoh...you so funny.
fan4camping - May 19, 2012, 3:24 pm
OW! My eyes! Quick, someone get me some Lysol! (shudder) Please God, don't let this be the last thing I ever see!

Name Please -

TAGS: muscles men nicknames things happen
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - May 25, 2014, 3:27 pm
Thanks for pissed my pants laugh reply Dumphque
EmilioDumphque - May 24, 2014, 11:34 pm
"I'm here fer yer daughter, Chuck"

mother nature flies-off-the-handle -

TAGS: things can get much worse
Rating: 4.94/5

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ughomer - August 16, 2013, 6:00 am
Seen ISM News Channel spoof network of yours. Anything more than 3 letters wouldn't work well. I love your idea, Izzy.
Ism - August 15, 2013, 10:06 pm
5L's Ugh News :D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 15, 2013, 4:30 pm
Mother Nature is on her period, lol.

From Me To You Kid -

Don’t get too comfy -



TAGS: study obvious things cognitive test
Rating: 4.83/5

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5butjam - May 28, 2012, 2:13 pm
Totally inaccurate, I am more of a breathless guy than a drooling fella'!
Bull - May 28, 2012, 8:47 am
I think all he was saying is that you've got A.D.D.
spypengen - May 27, 2012, 8:47 pm
not sure if calling me homo***ual or a penguin
M0rd3kaI - May 27, 2012, 5:48 pm
Sorry, you caught it all wrong!! noises coming from half of us will be similar to 'fap fap fap' or... wait... that was a trick question wa5n't it??
gas - May 27, 2012, 5:44 pm
or maybe you're just stunned.. and about to burn your fingers xD
Rick69 - May 27, 2012, 4:59 pm
FANTASTIC... Only our resident Pengen can do such a thing... I also like how I say nothing whatsoever... "Better to keep mouth closed & be thought a fool than to open it & remove all doubt"... : )
Sho - May 27, 2012, 4:59 pm
MissPriss - May 27, 2012, 2:49 pm
Motifake? Not even a slight twist on the truth (bahahaha).


TAGS: christmas things to do adults
Rating: 4.73/5

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MissPriss - December 14, 2012, 12:18 pm
I'd like to *** that...t*** for **** ing that up steve
steve1961 - December 14, 2012, 12:09 pm
Wow...lucky for me I didn't say "faucet"...geez.
steve1961 - December 14, 2012, 12:08 pm
Can somebody explain why *** is considered an expletive?
MissPriss - December 12, 2012, 11:54 pm
You're driving me crazy Papa trying to figure out what you originally typed that could be censored? Thanks for stopping by!
MissPriss - December 12, 2012, 11:52 pm
Glad you fixed that...thought it was a proposal teehee. Thanks and a Merry Christmas to you too mao!
PapaFox - December 12, 2012, 7:14 pm
PapaFox - December 12, 2012, 7:14 pm
But I still get my fingers tangled in the ***e! ;)
maoworks2 - December 12, 2012, 3:02 pm
Merry !
maoworks2 - December 12, 2012, 3:01 pm
Marry Christmas MissPriss, Mao


TAGS: changes things
Rating: 4.64/5

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sharebear - March 17, 2013, 11:32 pm
interesting pov..


TAGS: stay right there your babys coming mama everythings going to be alright
Rating: 4.61/5

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boeweizer - April 16, 2010, 9:54 pm
if it gets rejected correct it
CpnKangaroo - April 16, 2010, 7:15 am
5l, for making a reference to one of my favorite movies
TheTrashHeap - April 15, 2010, 11:37 pm
*Snicker* 5L
Cubbybear - April 15, 2010, 11:21 pm
My sentiments exactly...5/5

Parents -

TAGS: parents of all things
Rating: 4.58/5

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GaryO - August 1, 2013, 9:10 am
Something (sob), something seems to be in my eye….wait, Visine….I have Visine for the meeting this morning…d*** turtles anyway


TAGS: best things in life are free
Rating: 4.52/5

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Bartimaeus - July 27, 2010, 2:00 am
That's sweet. Yet, for some reason, it makes me think of an apocalyptic future. 5/5
agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 1:05 am
Get in line! LOL! That's the good stuff!
Cubbybear - July 27, 2010, 12:59 am
I'll risk it.
agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 12:50 am
The best drink! (unless you're lactose intolerant)
Cubbybear - July 27, 2010, 12:50 am
Does that come with a drink? 5 thirsty poodles
Reality Lord - July 27, 2010, 12:30 am

spacedog - July 27, 2010, 12:28 am
HA! I was gonna say stay away from my mother. Nice one Aggy. 5L
ICEMAN - July 27, 2010, 12:26 am
Awwwww, that's purdy. Although mom pretty much draws the line when you end up out weighing her.

Things That Mom Taught Me -


TAGS: growing up makes things more difficult
Rating: 4.31/5

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boeweizer - July 15, 2010, 2:21 am
i have no idea what im talking about so =p
boeweizer - July 15, 2010, 2:21 am
for girls mommy's kisses stop working when the pain starts coming once a month, for boys idk for some i'd say 40's, others early 20's, those who are raised right its age 10(when the belt stops hurting and starts feeling good)
R.S.Jake - June 8, 2010, 9:21 am
She does tend to have that effect...that, or get up and run away...it varies.
GreyScorpion - June 8, 2010, 9:06 am
you're right Jake, your wifes kisses do make me want to get up and dance to Lady GaGa :)
agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 9:05 am
LOL! Your hurt begins where hers goes away! Take it easy, Jake... good to see you on.
R.S.Jake - June 8, 2010, 9:02 am
No owies Ice, just noticed the other day that no matter how bad my little girl hurts herself, Mommy's kiss makes all the hurt go away and she's right back up on that chair dancing to Lady Ga Ga. :) Please no stripper jokes...at least not yet.
Ed-Hyde - June 8, 2010, 6:41 am
[Insert Witty Comment Here] bastich, can't think of anything funny that isn't also too brutal for my tastes. 5L, truly demotivational.
ICEMAN - June 7, 2010, 8:18 pm
Awwwwwwwwww, does widdle Jakey have an owie??????

ASPIRATIONS - Whatever Good Things We Build End Up Building Us.


Kumbaya -

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - Sure has screwed up all the good stuff...

TAGS: political correctness screwed good things
Rating: 3.6/5

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TheTrashHeap - November 25, 2010, 6:38 pm
Whats with you guys? Thanksgiving was like a month ago! Heh Heh Go Leafs!!!
Iconoclast - November 25, 2010, 6:22 pm
Probably because it is an old advertisement, from back when Native Americans, Native Peoples were referred to as Indians, even though they are not from India. Political Correctness is a feature of our current society.
agdaniele - November 25, 2010, 3:40 pm
Maybe because she's married and not cooking a real meal. I don't see it, either.
Claire - November 25, 2010, 2:34 pm
I fail to see how this is politically incorrect. I guess I just spend too much time on Motifake.

AFTER SEVERAL HOURS OF PRACTICE - You start seeing things


LIVING IN CANADA - Sean's house: left-1954, right-2009 It must be nice being able to avoid the rat race. Not to mention the human race.

TAGS: the more things change the more sean whines about it in his motifakes
Rating: 3.39/5

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DudefromOz - February 10, 2010, 7:22 pm
I'm sure the tree branches also were stuck in this timewarp... as they have not changed shape, direction or size in 55 years.. f***ing amazing.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - October 6, 2009, 12:23 am
5 Lions with fierce roars and huge nards! Great one, Briton!

MURPHY'S LAW # 20 - The important things are always simple; the simple are always hard.


TAGS: some things are better than whip cream
Rating: 3.31/5

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drog - January 5, 2010, 6:29 pm

WHAT I'VE LEARNED - the best things in life aren't things...


TAGS: your pappys pappys pappys did things a little differently
Rating: 2.38/5

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Haarakkon - August 11, 2009, 1:35 am
The Vandals were hacks. In all seriousness, I get a little tired of certain "older" individuals pissing about the new generation. Happens everywhere, and has since the dawn of time. I couldn't reference it all in one poster, though.
Derek - August 11, 2009, 1:31 am
Longing for a time when thievery and vandalism were regarded as good things? Mmmm yes, "there's a good little parasite".
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 11:17 pm
S'all good, Mo. I didn't expect anything of this one. Wasn't even going to upload it, in fact.
MO - August 10, 2009, 11:02 pm
It's been brought to my attention that I may have 3Ld your poster Haar. d*** it. That sux 'cause I really did mean to 5 it. I'll make it up to you. Promise....
MO - August 10, 2009, 10:29 pm
Don't know aboot all that ballyhoo....but I do know that no matter what they say.....it's NOT ok underway, and it is queer at the pier!! 5 Roman candles!!!

D'OH! MUSEUM? - Good things don't end in 'eum', they end in 'mania'... or 'teria'

ice cold beer -

Bucket List -

TAGS: few more things to do
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 6, 2014, 2:18 am
Haven't been to the Philippines yet....
Thedge - December 5, 2014, 12:18 pm
Cost efficient place? Sorsogan, Philippines. Research the time of year. From what I know (limited) best bang for the buck.
mizzdizz - December 5, 2014, 11:59 am
I'll probably never finish my bucket list, but that means there's still more adventures to be had, things to do, places to see, things to learn... There are a couple of things that probably won't happen, but being able to surf again, may be doable!