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THINGS THAT AMAZE ME - If you say "gullible" slowly, it sounds like you are saying "oranges"


TAGS: gullible oranges things amaze me
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Budog

robbidos - December 11, 2012, 1:23 am, #241378
bah! you troll, lol


COASTER ADDICTS -


TAGS: women highs lows indecisive things
Rating: 4.83/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 5, 2012, 11:58 am, #239783
Some say women are stupid, but I don't believe that. It's us guys who keep going back for more; and that ever famous foot-in-the-mouth moment during that time of the month.
Peso - October 19, 2011, 10:45 am, #225202
Classic! 5Ls
mariand - October 19, 2011, 6:10 am, #225201
5traight on target...
Reality Lord - October 18, 2011, 10:31 pm, #225199

oh yeah...i hear you.


HEARTACHE -


TAGS: be careful the words you speak hurtful things cannot be unsaid
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by rerun

Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 7:16 pm, #188873
solid rerun


BAD THINGS - Come to those who wait It's called death




HOW COME... - ...things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?! -Homer J. Simpson




APRONS - not really needed with jeans and a t-shirt


TAGS: things that go away
Rating: 4.68/5

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Bob D. Sailor - March 9, 2010, 7:47 pm, #163501
5L for a heart touching memories.
GreyScorpion - March 5, 2010, 6:56 pm, #162007
d*** you Airman!! "sniff" I need to call my Nana now. 5L


L-I-N-U-X -




WEASELING OUT OF THINGS... - is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel


TAGS: weaseling out of things
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by Chef

Hakiu - May 13, 2010, 1:26 pm, #175884
For some reason this reminds me of Jamie from Mythbusters.


Free -




SURPRISE - In real life, there are things that surprise us, not only because they don't seem to suit the expectations at all, but also because we are unprepared.




EMO GIRLS - Remember when their clothing was worn by crazy people? Yeah, me neither.


TAGS: emo girls ***y crazy things
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by Donsowers

AingealVanHelsing - September 14, 2010, 9:22 am, #193772
Because Goth girls and Germany is win.
Derek - July 6, 2010, 6:44 pm, #183470
All things gothic have German roots.
forseti - July 5, 2010, 3:57 am, #183333
Derek, you don't think of the goths with the skull cap, do you?!?
Derek - July 4, 2010, 11:55 pm, #183306
Goths have a special place in the hearts of Germans ;})
Donsowers - July 4, 2010, 8:34 pm, #183292
You're probably right! All I know is that straightjacket just screams goth or emo. Either way works, ^^
forseti - July 4, 2010, 7:37 pm, #183268
isn't that a "goth"? not every dark haired girl is emo, right? don't know the youth very much... ;)


SWEET NOTHINGS - Selling out the human race since the dawn of time




THE BEST THINGS ARE LIFE ARE FREE, FOR NOW -


TAGS: they say the best things in life are free unless they can find a way silverheart
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Silverheart - February 27, 2013, 4:39 pm, #243859
Government and corporations both. Pay - same, perks - less, workload - more, tax - more, value of purcahses - less... Ain't life grand!
Bolverk3778 - February 26, 2013, 7:40 pm, #243818
Yes, the government is aware of this, why else do you think that your being taxed to the hilt.


ACCIDENTS -


TAGS: when things go wrong blame
Rating: 4.42/5

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jibarocampesino - July 27, 2010, 5:05 pm, #186672
Firestarter - I knew she was real all along


HURTS THE MOST -


TAGS: hurt things he did nt say
Rating: 4.17/5

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Zreiser - October 11, 2011, 1:47 am, #224934
wow, first 'relationship' or 'love' poster I've ever actually liked! Great job!
Reality Lord - October 9, 2011, 12:04 pm, #224854

nice


Nice Things -


TAGS: things cant have
Rating: 3.09/5

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agdaniele - July 16, 2009, 7:01 pm, #96270
This one still cracks me up.
what - January 19, 2009, 5:08 pm, #53086
i don't get it


CANADIAN MILITARY BASE - Ottawa, we've got a problem.




CHOCOLATE, COFFEE, AND MEN -


TAGS: some things are better rich
Rating: 4.91/5

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lgvernon - May 4, 2012, 11:11 pm, #234179

Thanks!~
MissPriss - May 4, 2012, 11:02 pm, #234178
The richer the better! Nice job!


YOU MUST REMEMBER THIS - A Kiss is just a Kiss


TAGS: the fundamental things apply
Rating: 4.67/5

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kreowolf - March 23, 2011, 10:39 pm, #215078
Yeah sure, but when that horse is in the mood, just try to out-run him...


WORLD CUP -




WINTER SALES -


TAGS: dont spend your money on things nobody needs
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by forseti

agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 1:59 am, #201168
Love it!
- November 4, 2010, 9:57 am, #201048
Thanks! There are, at the very least, two kinds of voters here, too! ;-)
GySgt1811 - November 4, 2010, 9:52 am, #201045
There are, at the very least, two levels here. Well done. 5 hungry mouths...


ONE OR THE OTHER -


TAGS: dead things
Rating: 3.62/5

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THEY SURE DO -




AGGI - He's not known for his generosity.


TAGS: aggi because good things come in small packages
Rating: 3.4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 18, 2010, 9:30 am, #171984
Blah. 1 Lion...even if it's true.


LOOK, BATMAN... - If Robin's gone, you've got to move on.




MY LITTLE FRIEND - Say hello to him.




IT WAS RIGHT HERE AND BROWN -




TAKING STOCK -


TAGS: aim for the whites of their anythings
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by Sean

agdaniele - August 25, 2010, 12:00 am, #190734
This is greatly under-rated. Love it!
agdaniele - May 20, 2009, 11:37 pm, #81224
Ladies and gentlemen, Sean has left the arena!


AHA! -


TAGS: explains a few things
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 29, 2013, 8:24 am, #249167
Yeah, the purple food coloring in my shampoo was a nice touché. I was rather proud of her for that.
Greeny - August 29, 2013, 5:28 am, #249162
...and costly
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 3:20 pm, #249147
Ya have to have heard the splash and shriek of a woman sitting on a lidless hopper to appreciate the humor. It’s hilarious.
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 3:19 pm, #249146
I only go in there to lift up the lid. It’s the next phase of marriage. We’re in the I’m so old I can’t bear to turn on the bathroom light in the middle of the night and see what I look like n****, phase.
steve1961 - August 28, 2013, 2:15 pm, #249145
When did you start using a bathroom instead of a tree or hydrant? When did you get so uppity?
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 10:00 am, #249141
The facial scalding from the pot of boiling carrots, and spatula lines on your forehead will be completely gone by next month. The other reason they call it ‘the cycle’.
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 9:59 am, #249139
Then you’ll gather your wits, stroll out of the bathroom with the renewed confidence that it’s really not you, approach your lady from the rear, while she’s making dinner, wrap your arms around her, and loving coo into her ear, ‘I know what’s wrong’.
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 9:58 am, #249138
At any given time, on the seamy underside of that lid could be all the DNA evidence you will need to explain why that %$#* sound you make when eating, or why the %$#* way you crinkle the sports page is so %$#* aggravating.
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 9:58 am, #249137
And during lift off, in a fit of spite, you may be tempted to scurry into the bathroom, lock the door, and lift the sacred lid…..DON’T!
GaryO - August 28, 2013, 9:57 am, #249136
Steve, Steve, Steve. Yer interplanetary origin is showing. Here on irth we get; pre, lift off, and post. The remaining three days are called ‘the preparation’. During this time we practice lid placement theory. It’s rather biblical.
lgvernon - August 28, 2013, 12:00 am, #249128

No, no, Steve. That's the Red Flag of Discouraged you're thinking of.
steve1961 - August 27, 2013, 11:35 pm, #249126
Must be nice only being disappointed 3 days/month...
lgvernon - August 27, 2013, 11:31 pm, #249125

That's just the disappointment leaking out of us. 5 soggy Ls.


THINGS -


TAGS: flotsam detritus stuff things
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - January 29, 2014, 7:29 am, #252524

Thank you, sir!
Oldsod - January 29, 2014, 6:52 am, #252521
Jeeze...talk about demotivational. Well done! 5'd and faved!
lgvernon - January 27, 2014, 11:34 pm, #252495

Very well!
spacedog - January 27, 2014, 11:13 pm, #252494
Heh, Mr. Dog is my father, call me space, and you're welcome.
lgvernon - January 27, 2014, 10:57 pm, #252492

LOL
lgvernon - January 27, 2014, 10:56 pm, #252491

Thank you Mr. Dog~
lgvernon - January 27, 2014, 10:56 pm, #252490

Yeah~~and we're goin' together this year, right? To GaryO's place, right? Are you bringing the bats, or shall I?
lgvernon - January 27, 2014, 10:55 pm, #252489

Whenever someone dies, my husband mutters, "And now the looting begins."
spacedog - January 27, 2014, 10:46 pm, #252487
Beautiful. 5L
MissPriss - January 27, 2014, 10:42 pm, #252486
Wow lg, that really got me thinking...Hallowe'en is only 277 days away!
Greeny - January 27, 2014, 9:51 pm, #252484
Deep - but the clamor of who in the family gets what is deeper still...
GaryO - January 27, 2014, 8:36 pm, #252480
Got that right….how much for the ’51 Studey?....hurry


Intent -


TAGS: sweet nothings calendar
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greeny

spacedog - February 1, 2014, 11:52 am, #252605
Nice.
MissPriss - February 1, 2014, 11:13 am, #252603
Greeny, come closer. I want to whisper something in your ear...BAHAHA! A nice 5L yet again.


EVOLUTION OF THE BATHING SUIT - THE BIKINI One must ponder...does evolution ever consider the short comings?


TAGS: evolution bathingsuit short comings bikini
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

CloudchaserS - May 20, 2012, 12:14 am, #234867
Bikinis are one of the things that should not be sold above a certain size
MissPriss - May 19, 2012, 4:30 pm, #234846
Ahhsoh...you so funny.
fan4camping - May 19, 2012, 3:24 pm, #234844
OW! My eyes! Quick, someone get me some Lysol! (shudder) Please God, don't let this be the last thing I ever see!


Name Please -


TAGS: muscles men nicknames things happen
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 25, 2014, 3:27 pm, #255014
Thanks for pissed my pants laugh reply Dumphque
EmilioDumphque - May 24, 2014, 11:34 pm, #254992
"I'm here fer yer daughter, Chuck"


mother nature flies-off-the-handle -


TAGS: things can get much worse
Rating: 4.94/5

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ughomer - August 16, 2013, 6:00 am, #248725
Seen ISM News Channel spoof network of yours. Anything more than 3 letters wouldn't work well. I love your idea, Izzy.
Ism - August 15, 2013, 10:06 pm, #248711
5L's Ugh News :D
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 15, 2013, 4:30 pm, #248682
Mother Nature is on her period, lol.


From Me To You Kid -




WASTE NOT WANT NOT -




BOYS AND THEIR BRAINS -


TAGS: study obvious things cognitive test
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Greeny

5butjam - May 28, 2012, 2:13 pm, #235300
Totally inaccurate, I am more of a breathless guy than a drooling fella'!
Bull - May 28, 2012, 8:47 am, #235283
I think all he was saying is that you've got A.D.D.
spypengen - May 27, 2012, 8:47 pm, #235271
not sure if calling me homo***ual or a penguin
M0rd3kaI - May 27, 2012, 5:48 pm, #235266
Sorry, you caught it all wrong!! noises coming from half of us will be similar to 'fap fap fap' or... wait... that was a trick question wa5n't it??
gas - May 27, 2012, 5:44 pm, #235265
or maybe you're just stunned.. and about to burn your fingers xD
Rick69 - May 27, 2012, 4:59 pm, #235264
FANTASTIC... Only our resident Pengen can do such a thing... I also like how I say nothing whatsoever... "Better to keep mouth closed & be thought a fool than to open it & remove all doubt"... : )
Sho - May 27, 2012, 4:59 pm, #235263
Qmao
MissPriss - May 27, 2012, 2:49 pm, #235256
Motifake? Not even a slight twist on the truth (bahahaha).


Don’t get too comfy -




ALL FOR ONE DAY -


TAGS: christmas things to do adults
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 14, 2012, 12:18 pm, #241440
I'd like to *** that...t*** for **** ing that up steve
steve1961 - December 14, 2012, 12:09 pm, #241438
Wow...lucky for me I didn't say "faucet"...geez.
steve1961 - December 14, 2012, 12:08 pm, #241437
Can somebody explain why *** is considered an expletive?
MissPriss - December 12, 2012, 11:54 pm, #241417
You're driving me crazy Papa trying to figure out what you originally typed that could be censored? Thanks for stopping by!
MissPriss - December 12, 2012, 11:52 pm, #241416
Glad you fixed that...thought it was a proposal teehee. Thanks and a Merry Christmas to you too mao!
PapaFox - December 12, 2012, 7:14 pm, #241413
*t.a.p.e
PapaFox - December 12, 2012, 7:14 pm, #241412
But I still get my fingers tangled in the ***e! ;)
maoworks2 - December 12, 2012, 3:02 pm, #241410
Merry !
maoworks2 - December 12, 2012, 3:01 pm, #241409
Marry Christmas MissPriss, Mao


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: changes things
Rating: 4.64/5

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sharebear - March 17, 2013, 11:32 pm, #244408
interesting pov..


IT'S A MOD,MOD,MOD,MOD WORLD -


TAGS: stay right there your babys coming mama everythings going to be alright
Rating: 4.61/5

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boeweizer - April 16, 2010, 9:54 pm, #171727
if it gets rejected correct it
CpnKangaroo - April 16, 2010, 7:15 am, #171639
5l, for making a reference to one of my favorite movies
TheTrashHeap - April 15, 2010, 11:37 pm, #171622
*Snicker* 5L
Cubbybear - April 15, 2010, 11:21 pm, #171616
My sentiments exactly...5/5


Parents -


TAGS: parents of all things
Rating: 4.58/5

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GaryO - August 1, 2013, 9:10 am, #248227
Something (sob), something seems to be in my eye….wait, Visine….I have Visine for the meeting this morning…d*** turtles anyway


ADMISSION -


TAGS: best things in life are free
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Bartimaeus - July 27, 2010, 2:00 am, #186619
That's sweet. Yet, for some reason, it makes me think of an apocalyptic future. 5/5
agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 1:05 am, #186608
Get in line! LOL! That's the good stuff!
Cubbybear - July 27, 2010, 12:59 am, #186607
I'll risk it.
agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 12:50 am, #186596
The best drink! (unless you're lactose intolerant)
Cubbybear - July 27, 2010, 12:50 am, #186595
Does that come with a drink? 5 thirsty poodles
Reality Lord - July 27, 2010, 12:30 am, #186579

sweet
spacedog - July 27, 2010, 12:28 am, #186576
HA! I was gonna say stay away from my mother. Nice one Aggy. 5L
ICEMAN - July 27, 2010, 12:26 am, #186572
Awwwww, that's purdy. Although mom pretty much draws the line when you end up out weighing her.


Things That Mom Taught Me -




GROWING UP -


TAGS: growing up makes things more difficult
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by R.S.Jake

boeweizer - July 15, 2010, 2:21 am, #184785
i have no idea what im talking about so =p
boeweizer - July 15, 2010, 2:21 am, #184784
for girls mommy's kisses stop working when the pain starts coming once a month, for boys idk for some i'd say 40's, others early 20's, those who are raised right its age 10(when the belt stops hurting and starts feeling good)
R.S.Jake - June 8, 2010, 9:21 am, #179466
She does tend to have that effect...that, or get up and run away...it varies.
GreyScorpion - June 8, 2010, 9:06 am, #179464
you're right Jake, your wifes kisses do make me want to get up and dance to Lady GaGa :)
agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 9:05 am, #179463
LOL! Your hurt begins where hers goes away! Take it easy, Jake... good to see you on.
R.S.Jake - June 8, 2010, 9:02 am, #179459
No owies Ice, just noticed the other day that no matter how bad my little girl hurts herself, Mommy's kiss makes all the hurt go away and she's right back up on that chair dancing to Lady Ga Ga. :) Please no stripper jokes...at least not yet.
Ed-Hyde - June 8, 2010, 6:41 am, #179436
[Insert Witty Comment Here] bastich, can't think of anything funny that isn't also too brutal for my tastes. 5L, truly demotivational.
ICEMAN - June 7, 2010, 8:18 pm, #179427
Awwwwwwwwww, does widdle Jakey have an owie??????


ASPIRATIONS - Whatever Good Things We Build End Up Building Us.




THE POWER THEY HAVE OVER US -




Kumbaya -




POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - Sure has screwed up all the good stuff...


TAGS: political correctness screwed good things
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by Budog

TheTrashHeap - November 25, 2010, 6:38 pm, #203963
Whats with you guys? Thanksgiving was like a month ago! Heh Heh Go Leafs!!!
Iconoclast - November 25, 2010, 6:22 pm, #203958
Probably because it is an old advertisement, from back when Native Americans, Native Peoples were referred to as Indians, even though they are not from India. Political Correctness is a feature of our current society.
agdaniele - November 25, 2010, 3:40 pm, #203950
Maybe because she's married and not cooking a real meal. I don't see it, either.
Claire - November 25, 2010, 2:34 pm, #203946
I fail to see how this is politically incorrect. I guess I just spend too much time on Motifake.


AFTER SEVERAL HOURS OF PRACTICE - You start seeing things




BEATIFUL DAY -




LIVING IN CANADA - Sean's house: left-1954, right-2009 It must be nice being able to avoid the rat race. Not to mention the human race.


TAGS: the more things change the more sean whines about it in his motifakes
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

DudefromOz - February 10, 2010, 7:22 pm, #157232
I'm sure the tree branches also were stuck in this timewarp... as they have not changed shape, direction or size in 55 years.. f***ing amazing.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - October 6, 2009, 12:23 am, #124263
5 Lions with fierce roars and huge nards! Great one, Briton!


MURPHY'S LAW # 20 - The important things are always simple; the simple are always hard.




NOW STOP THAT -


TAGS: some things are better than whip cream
Rating: 3.31/5

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drog - January 5, 2010, 6:29 pm, #150422
HAWT!


WHAT I'VE LEARNED - the best things in life aren't things...




VALOR -


TAGS: your pappys pappys pappys did things a little differently
Rating: 2.38/5

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Haarakkon - August 11, 2009, 1:35 am, #107057
The Vandals were hacks. In all seriousness, I get a little tired of certain "older" individuals pissing about the new generation. Happens everywhere, and has since the dawn of time. I couldn't reference it all in one poster, though.
Derek - August 11, 2009, 1:31 am, #107054
Longing for a time when thievery and vandalism were regarded as good things? Mmmm yes, "there's a good little parasite".
Haarakkon - August 10, 2009, 11:17 pm, #106963
S'all good, Mo. I didn't expect anything of this one. Wasn't even going to upload it, in fact.
MO - August 10, 2009, 11:02 pm, #106947
It's been brought to my attention that I may have 3Ld your poster Haar. d*** it. That sux 'cause I really did mean to 5 it. I'll make it up to you. Promise....
MO - August 10, 2009, 10:29 pm, #106926
Don't know aboot all that ballyhoo....but I do know that no matter what they say.....it's NOT ok underway, and it is queer at the pier!! 5 Roman candles!!!


D'OH! MUSEUM? - Good things don't end in 'eum', they end in 'mania'... or 'teria'




ice cold beer -




Bucket List -


TAGS: few more things to do
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - December 6, 2014, 2:18 am, #258560
Haven't been to the Philippines yet....
Thedge - December 5, 2014, 12:18 pm, #258544
Cost efficient place? Sorsogan, Philippines. Research the time of year. From what I know (limited) best bang for the buck.
mizzdizz - December 5, 2014, 11:59 am, #258543
I'll probably never finish my bucket list, but that means there's still more adventures to be had, things to do, places to see, things to learn... There are a couple of things that probably won't happen, but being able to surf again, may be doable!


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